Lefty Wanker

Lefton Wanker, known by his nickname Lefty Wanker or Lefty Wanks, is a South African footballer who plays for Narios FC as a left back defender. Born and raised in Johannesburg, he joined Blomkamp United at seventeen, building a strong reputation for his marking abilities, as well as for his playmaking and crossing. He eventually caught the eyes of Mr. CW and Narios FC, who signed him in early 2017.

As his nickname suggests, Lefty is a lefty, featuring a strong, powerful left foot, and a seemingly much larger left biceps than his right. He is also an avid zookeeper, and owns a lion sanctuary in Dullstroom, South Africa. His brother, Righty Wanks, is the current captain of Blomkamp United, and has recently seen a rise in scouting as a result of Lefty's success.

Appearance
Lefty is short and slim, giving him great balance and stability. He wears his hair long and pulled back, usually accompanied with either a black or green headband. He sometimes wears a custom South African headband, in the colors of the country's flag. His ears are... something to behold.

His lion sanctuary, "Jerkman's Rest", has been featured in a variety of television specials, most notably in the docu-series, Paws For Wanking, directed by Lefty's uncle, Gresif Wanker, a popular indie filmmaker. He also played a small role in Nigel Blerzkane's 2017 film, District Schtein.